You're such a wuss.
I know you are but what am I?

Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
Hahaha! You can't even live up to your expectations by understanding my 8th grade comprehension even if your life depends on it, loser!

Your crush has a crush on me
Hey, idiot... does it look like I care? She's old news to me!

I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
Says the insignificant fool who is not a veteran video game player. I know lots more than you will ever learn in your life.

Hurry up would you?
Screw YOU!

You're so snobbish
Why, thank you! Sarcasm is by best feature after all!

Wanna settle this outside?
You don't know who you are messing with. I make weeping babies like you cringe in agony!

You afraid of me?
Am I? AM I?! No, seriously, I'm not. Hahaha!

He/she loves me more!
Now that's a fallacious argument not worth paying attention to!

You have bad grades
Is that so? I'd like to see you prove you biased theories.

What if your crush told you...

I have a crush on you
That's a first.

I don't love you.
Well la-ti-dah pipsqueak, I know a lot of other people that do.

I think I love you already
SAY WHAAAAAT?!

Can I copy your answers?
Nope. Think of something that bests these ones.

I think I have a crush on your friend
Oh, really? Goodie! Now I can start on a revenge plot.

Can I sit next to you?
That depends. If you like all the things I love then I won't stop you!

Would you like to dance with me?
Been there, failed miserably.

I think you have a crush on me
I'm in denial.

you have a cute smile
Aargh! Curse those childhood dimples!!!

Why are you so nice to me?
Do you really want to know? I have my reasons, I just don't like explaining them.


What's your reaction if your parents told you...

Go home before it gets dark
You have no authority to tell me what to do! I'm 22!

Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school
It's no freaking wonder why my sister pwns me at getting honor roll certificates and a trophy! *sarcasm*

Go to bed early
Oh no f---ing way!

Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants
I'm ignoring your orders!

Study hard ok?
Will do, chief!

When i was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money
Take a good look at the new millennium, you fool. The Great Depression is like a returning
curse to us. It's 1930 all over again!

Why can't you be more like him
I don't need to, I'd rather be myself. If you can't accept that then this friendship is far from over.

When I say no... I MEAN NO!<b/>
No equals YES! Hahahaha!